How old were you when you attended your first funeral?
How long were you engaged?
Of all the things you wanted but never got, what was the one you wanted most?
Would you trade your wisdom for youth?
How many hearts have you broken?
Who would you most like to hear from right now?
How do these people possibly expect me to grow up and stop acting like a wise-ass teenager when everywhere I go, radios are still playing all the Top 40 hits from 1985-1986, when I was 16-17 years old?