January 27, 2011
I think of myself as an “idea guy.” Why? Because I’m certainly not the alternative: the “work really, really hard sticking with it and writing multiple drafts until it’s the best it can be” guy.
Ideas are fun. Ideas are easy. When they come, they come. When they don’t, it’s not your responsibility. And when they turn into real work, well,… that’s usually when I get my next big idea.
Just this week I woke up with a fully formed idea for a TV series. This had never happened to me before. I was psyched, completely energized. Within hours I was Read the rest of this entry »
June 2, 2010
If only we had never left Oakland, I could get this job. But then again, if we had never left Oakland, I would have never have gotten the years of TV experience that would qualify me for this job…
If you’re a scripter in the Bay Area, go for it. You can let me know how it goes. I’ll be jealous. Very, very jealous.
March 23, 2010
I just got a guaranteed billion-dollar movie idea.
$250+ million opening weekend in the U.S. alone. Guaranteed.
Impossible to fail. Impossible!
Are you ready for this? It will blow your mind.
You will look at me and say “You, sir, are a genius.”
Are you ready? Here it is.
Darth Vader vs. Spock
Just send me the cash now.
January 28, 2010
Got this over my transom the other day – a mention of a new screenplay competition called Sixth Borough:
The genre for the script is open. There is an entry fee and the final deadline is April 1, 2010. The winner of the competition will receive $1,000 and a $10,000+ offer for their script to be made into a 1 to 2 million dollar feature film.
All entries receive written script analysis, and the winning script gets optioned by Sixth Borough Entertainment. Anybody know more? For the website and submission info click here.
Thanks Alexis for the tip!
January 12, 2010
The rules are pretty clear: You should never, never, never, ever send your stuff out until it is as good as it can possibly be. Ever.
Except, of course, for the occasions when you do.
I saw this “script wanted” listing last week:
We are looking for completed feature-length ultra-low budget dramatic thriller scripts with psychological elements. We prefer a story with a simple setup and psychological tension over gore (no scripts in the vein of “SAW”). However, sex and violence are fine as long as there is a smart, compelling build-up (no soft-core thrillers). Examples of similar projects would be films like “The Piano Teacher,” “Knife in the Water,” “See the Sea” or “L.I.E.”
Budget will not exceed $200,000. Non-WG writers may submit.
Now, the rewrite of Psycho Ex is not done (not even close), but this is so close of a fit that I shot an email to the contact to pitch it. The contact read the pitch and wanted to see the full script, so I emailed it off yesterday. Except for some (disappointing) discussion and peer-review on zoetrope.com, this is the first industry submission for the script. We’ll see what happens.
Now, back to the rewrite. Time to get this thing out to bluecat and up on inktip.
November 23, 2009
(Years Three/Four of Robb’s Illustrious Career)
My third/fourth year in the business I worked for this show-runner who was a real piece of work. He was the most hated figure I’ve ever worked for. He made The Weasel look like a normal, well-adjusted human being. From the writers room to the production office to the stage, everybody hated him.
This guy was a harsh dictator. I’ve never seen anybody better at shutting down creativity in a room. Writers pitching jokes or brainstorming ideas would be cut off and dismissed mid-sentence, mid-pitch. Nice. The in-joke in the writers room was that if he was looking for an integer between 2 and 4 and you pitched 3, you would get shot down.
Strangely, this guy was also helpless. He couldn’t do anything by himself. He had no personal assistant, so we were ALL his personal assistant. I was personally called by the guy on a weekend and compelled to help him out with something personal. Let me repeat, I was NOT his personal assistant. My son was an infant at the time, but apparently the guy didn’t think I had anything more important to do on a Sunday morning than get in the car and go help him out. The in-joke in the production office was that you might get a call from the guy in the toilet demanding that you come help him with the paperwork.
One day Mr. Sunday Morning said his computer monitor “flickered.” Read the rest of this entry »