Slim Jim Smoothie™: The name says it all. Available in regular and “extra chunky.”
Of course, the Beef Jerky Smoothie™ is worth a billion dollars too, but the name’s not quite as catchy.
Mmmmmm…… Meat….. In drink form….
The tagline in the ads will be: “Slim Jim Smoothie™: Like drinking some salami.” Or maybe “Need a little excitement? Slurp into a Slim Jim Smoothie™!”.