Robb’s Latest Billion-Dollar Idea

The PinYoda®: a piñata in the shape of Yoda. Kids don’t swat at it with a stick, they use a “light saber” just like real Jedi knights. The basic model comes merely filled with candy, but the deluxe version also includes an airflow sensor which detects unsuccessful swings by kids. This sensor wirelessly communicates with an external speaker, causing PinYoda to taunt unsuccessful kids with his Jedi trash talk: “Swing like a girl you do,” “Ooh, Jabba has a gold bikini with your name on it, bee-otch,” “Take it Wookie-style your mama does,” etc.

(Deluxe customizable light saber assembly kit sold separately.)

George Lucas: email me, babe.

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